The right way. The Cardinal Way. 

Points.

“:^ l

Why is there no gif of Rosie O’Donnell catching the ball and coming up with the hot dogs from “A League of Their Own” for us to use in this situation?

I wish I could say a future HOF-er blocked me on Twitter, however, it was Curt Schilling.

Fall to Twins Power...etc. etc.

“Today’s game is brought to you by Magnums:

via @soup_club

#toosoon

Just you.

A baserunner slides far short and is taunted and tagged on the head by the fielder. An aging catcher bunts home a run and is safe at first. A fireballer with a criminal past gets out of the inning on three pitches... #ArtImitatesLife

Go, Cubs.

This is funny for at least two reasons.

Is this why his current Twitter feed is boring play-by-play of whatever hockey game he is watching?

Detroit.

My apologies as I am certain someone must have already made a “Steely Dan” joke...

#ZING

I see what you did there...

I vote this ends when the Cubs have 11 World Series rings...