I’m sure you’ll find out on Sunday, October 2, 2016.

It’s gone beyond funny; it’s become transcendent. When I come around to checking the baseball scores at night, I always keep an eye out for the Cardinals score just so I’ll know if I have this to look forward to. Deadspin has made baseball great again.

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

The Cardinals lost their 27th game the right way. The Cardinal Way.

Those people aren't invited to the orgy then. There's more than enough of the rest of us.

Good question. Have you asked it before? Have you been able to get an answer? Keep us posted.

Kolten Whaaaang

Ya because umps just looove Harper.

These posts are literally where I get all my MLB news. I hope they never stop.

all this season and for all seasons to come for all of eternity.

I admire your commitment to this.

That’s the spirit! There’s always the next game!

You really are committed to this ineffective response to a moderately funny joke. I mean, really committed.

I got an ant farm; them fellas didn’t grow shit. I said “C’mon, what about some celery? You fuckers don’t farm. Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

Wonder what will last longer, this segment or Gawker Media.

Did you think 23 would be the cut off?

Leake was charged with both runs over seven innings, with seven hits and one walk.

Look, if the Nationals didn’t score the runs they scored, the Cards would have almost certainly won this game to push their record just slightly above completely mediocre.

That is a good baseball photo. This is a good baseball article. That is all.