this was the Studio 54 principle at play

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.

Nothing but respect for MY Presidents.

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

My best, Ed

funky buttlovin’

That’s when you go to the floater.

+1 Gardenhoser

This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

I listened on earbuds, I listened on speakers, I listened on noise-canceling headphones! And I hear the same thing every dang time!!!!!

I guess I was thinking of things that happen often, not one-off events that cause me to call my entire family into the living room to watch it again and again

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

He’s not a troll; he’s a hero for saving those fans from being mugged by Zack Hample in the parking lot later.

My first AB for Wilson as a Deal 9th grader (back when it was still a Junior High) was in a DCIAA game, although I don’t remember against who. It was at Dunbar, but i don’t think it was against Dunbar. Coach Smith, who had also played for Wilson a few years previous, described a game he played in where a van full of…

Yeah, you scoff at Weiss but fail to address her actual point, which is basically beyond refute at this point if you’re paying attention.

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.