Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Don’t bullshit me. That’s Mark Davis with glasses and a slightly better haircut. 

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out. 

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

I feel the same way about flights as movie theater guy. I know they are cramped, the whole experience can be stressful, but there’s a certain euphoria I get when I’m buckled in, and have absolutely no control or obligations for the next x amount of hours. (save for not being an ass to other passengers.) I’ve been…

Why is there a current fascination with “launch angle” and “exit velocity”?

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

“headline is a bit alarmist”

Mazel tov on being the neighborhood Shabbos goy.

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

+3.5, maybe +4

I was disappointed that we actually had Jorah Mormont and Lyanna Mormont in one place, in one episode and we got... nothing. Come on! Are you telling me Lyanna doesn’t have any snide, cutting remark for the long-lost disgraced cousin that she’s never known? Does she not feel the need to smack him around a little and…

Thank you! As someone that grew up with a loving but “yelly” father I have tried to change with my kids and feel regretful on the occasions I explode. It doesn’t work. All it does is scare the crap out of them and make them think I am some sort of psycho. It doesn’t gain respect etc. Talking to them like a human is…