Embeds other than the gum play have been removed by the copyright holder.

My dad’s method from his lifetime in a law practice? Let them finish, then start over at the sentence where they interrupted you without acknowledging what they said.

People seem to be confused. Nobody thought that he was “given a day of rest” because the game was cancelled. As of Saturday night, his start had already been pushed back to Monday.

He should name his first-born Camden, like Chipper did with Shea.

I believe Burneko already established pork tenderloin as the Foodspin Meat Dick of choice.

I feel like this should be a bigger scandal than it seems at the moment. Is this not infringing the freedom of the press?

At first I thought the top photo was supposed to be his disguise. That... would have been worse.

I love the Uncharted series. There is some shooting involved, but it’s third-person, not first-person. (That’s probably not a super meaningful distinction though.) The upside is that shooting is at most a third of the game, with sneaking/stealth takedowns/driving/puzzle-solving/CLIMBING (seriously so much climbing)…

My grandmother, a Southern belle, once got offended when she visited Michigan and people made fun of her for saying “pot” with three syllables.

Bad timing? Fantasy playoffs just started! I’m rolling in it right now.

*and* not penetrate

-1 Billy Butler
+2 Country Breakfast

I can’t emphasize enough how much I love the Indiglo feature on the Timexes (Timices?). It lights up the whole face! I’m glad for this article; I left my previous Timex at the gym and somebody else decided they liked it too.

I can’t emphasize enough how much I love the Indiglo feature on the Timexes (Timices?). It lights up the whole face!…

Can all Americans please, right now, agree to stop saying “CWAH-sunh?” You’re at a bakery, not a meeting of the French Academy. Cruh-SAHNT, please.

That’s the second best thing to come from a Cubs pitcher named Wood going up against the ivy.

Wait. Am I the only one who packs deli meat sandwiches anymore?

CHEWBACCA’S MOM IS A SAINT

Damn, this kid is GOOD.

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE AT LEAST A 24-HOUR GRACE PERIOD ON SPOILERS IN HEADLINES, JESUS CHRIST