Nope, Barves is correct. >1 Barf.

Penn & Teller at the Rio (I think?) is a pretty awesome show. As far as the, uh, female form, my friends and I went to a big burlesque show. This successfully avoided the whole “eye contact with the performers” and “am I tipping enough or too much or too little oh God” aspects of strip clubs.

Fabulous Thunderbirds, bitchessss

How can you have a sworn enemy if you have to devote time and resources to hating ANOTHER sworn enemy?

Came here to say this! WTF, Marchman?

Jesus, I hope you’re remembering to re-apply your sunscreen regularly.

Fair point. For all MARTA’s faults, it IS an option for Turner Field… At least for those of us reasonably near a station. I wonder what people from further out, away from MARTA’s sphere of influence, will think of the difference.

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Tee-hee. “Penal code.”

I think the traffic situation might be a red herring. Horrible traffic is a fact of life in Atlanta. The question is, how far do you have to drive in it? I’m from Dunwoody (just outside the Perimeter between 75 and 85, and thus the new location seems better because it’s a shorter drive by about 40%. If the Braves are…

A predictable contrarian at Deadspin suggested that one should not take the elevator to go up to any floor lower than the sixth.

John Cena? Let’s just skip straight to President Camacho!

Yep, the old-timer. “Still got the shovel!”

This, from the linked rulebook, seems to clear it up. Targeting.

So Burgess clearly makes contact with at least his shoulder—maybe also his helmet—to the head/neck area. Is that a separate thing from targeting? The juxtaposition of these two statements in the quote from the rulebook makes it unclear. Same goes for the “Some indicators of targeting include but are not limited to.”…

To be fair, wasn’t one of those four penalties for illegal formation during the attempted FG block? He “only” got three unsportsmanlike calls.

One of the best things I’ve done for my budget was to consolidate all my insurance policies under one company, then switch to a regular monthly payment that covered them all. Sure, it’d be possible to fake this—like in the $33/month for $400 holiday spending example in the article—but it’s so much simpler this way.…

My ex’s family was in a pretty bad car wreck at one point. The people in the car who weren’t wearing shoes had their feet absolutely torn up by broken glass etc. while they were extracting themselves and then standing on the shoulder.

And why is nobody mentioning Arby’s??? Their chicken tenders have been top of the heap since I was in preschool at least.