As a Sabres fan, I’d love to see NHL hockey in Buffalo.

I sincerely apologize for taking a whole hour after the game to write something thoughtful about it. In the future, I will make sure to take editorial direction from you about how I should focus my blogging efforts.

Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: For what? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
Comic Book Guy: ...Worst episode ever.

Fuck you, buddy.

Sometimes it takes people more than 5 minutes to write a recap of a soccer match.

Definitely complain about the free content you get from the website you come to voluntarily

Seriously, man, why do you spend so much time here? You hate the place SO MUCH and yet you’re here every single day.

So glad you could enlighten us with your deep understanding of how the editorial process works. Retweeting pointless drivel takes 8 seconds, so writing, editing and copy reading a 800 word opinion on WWC action must take 6.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

Mark David Chapman: Here comes the sun...

They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss.

I agree, valuable internet space is being taken up!

Left the team that won him three world series.
Got fat (again).
Scorched all bridges in San Francisco.

Yeah...this is still the worst decision he’s made this year.

Scioscia: Hey, maybe I can come up to your air-conditioned, spreadsheet-lined office and tell you not to sign a junkie for 5 years, $125 million.

You can see the instant the lightbulb goes on in Lynch’s head

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

He’s making the announcement now so he can eat up as much clock as possible before taking a final shot.

Not if the rumors are true.

Aaron Rodgers has won a Super Bowl and is, by any measure, one of the top few quarterbacks in the league, and I still don’t think he’s good enough for Olivia Munn.

HBO has given fake trailers/teasers before, they use them to maximize GOT fan tears.