[insert picture of Fred Bird holding a “Ghost Lives Matter” sign]

As of now, it is unknown whether either organization will have their own float down

This is awesome! We can finally witness the most dangerous pitch ever - the “HellSinker!”

Fuck you.

Ha!

“fuckin’ 80 kilos worth of post”

Still not as bad as the blowouts the Marshall Islands have taken.

Fuckin’ Quintana. That creep can roll, man.

“I still don’t get it. Colin doesn’t think the Big Ten is a ‘hello’ conference?” -Emmitt Smith

“I’m an Eagles killer, too.” - DDT

“2. This is what it looks like when a guy decides that he’s just going to blow you away with his fastball and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it”

Ha!

Damnit. +1

Those horny fans “come really close,” but do they Finnish?

Hmm according to the Detroit News write-up, the kid was shouting to Miggy “I got your back!” or something, not trash-talking. He's a Cabrera fan, apparently. Which I guess isn't surprising when your team is the Indians and you have to look elsewhere for stardom.

Oof. +1

Benoit deleted his tweets, but far more mysterious are the edits to his Wikipedia page.

We Tigers fans have squandered all of our credibility by submitting ANY votes for Nick Castellanos.

Ha!