Make them run around the bases after each HR.

Why are we even bothering with a Derby this year? Can’t we just save everyone some time and just give the trophy to Omar Infante now?

I’d watch Puig vs. The Royals

The bad news is that the only players participating will be Kansas City Royals.

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

You’re right; you don’t understand the point of the article.

Bob Costas thinks he was throwing to his dead relatives.

“A judge issued a restraining order against Tunsil on Friday.”

Huh? He’s clarly upset that a stray throw just clocked someone in the head!

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

Well Costas was wrong. Obviously a major leaguer named Pedro would have been directing blasphemy towards Jobu after a shitty performance.

And it’s not like he got much run support, or played in front of great defenses. He pretty much succeeded singlehandedly.

One of baseball-reference’s good easter eggs, as well.

Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

For those who have ever wondered what is meant by the term “meta,” this is about as clear an example that will ever be provided.

Eat Mor Anis.

Reminds me of the old Schmitt’s Gay beer commercial on SNL...

“It’s Chik-Fil-A, not Dik-Fil-An-A.”

Gay Marriage? Miller Time.

She’s The Watcher, obviously.