Ha!

“It’s about fucking time.”

To be fair, it's about fucking time.

This would never have happened on team from 10 years ago. THAT Vikings squad knew all about love. And seamanship, for that matter.

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

Luckily for this guy, there is definitely a fundamental right to be a complete asshole on Twitter.

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

Nice marmot.

Not to mention an amphibious rodent within city...that ain’t legal either Dude.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

Your use of yankees leads me to assume you’re not American, so let me break this down for you.

You can’t spell Kristaps Porzingis without GOINK.

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

How are you still sober enough to use a computer?

They announced 3 on 3 Olympic basketball.

Sources say Johnson was involved in an argument with the woman after she cut in front of him while they were waiting to order drinks at a bar near the FSU campus.

Pretty easy to suspend the freshman third-string QB indefinitely when you’ve got a returning senior *and* a senior transfer from ND.

Idiot.