Ppffffttt. This is bullshit. The Astros were on video stealing a cigar first - they had it coming!!!

Okay well thanks for stopping by

Over/under on the number of “Cardinal Sin” headlines in newspapers tomorrow: 17,112

All that’s missing is a failed GoFundMe campaign for the team’s legal defense fund.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

You can’t spell #BFIB without F.B.I.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Seems like a Busch League move.

MOAR LIEK NOBAMA

These are people who probably confuse RAM with WAR.

A philosophy well practised by Shenmue fans throughout the world over the last 10 hours.

Oh god - can we have a stretch goal for an actual English writer and professional English voice actors? Listening to that dub was beyond painful. It was as if a 5 yr old wrote that dialog.

Finally. Finally.

Bring it in, bro. This was the longest time coming.

What? I love Shenmue and pledged $100 for the Kickstarter, but it’s never demonstrated the ability to turn a profit for anyone. Not by a long shot.

Same... First FF7 broke my guard, and then Shenmue 3 broke in.

Fuck. I’m actually crying.