At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

“My experience is you’re more likely to have a rivalry against a team closer to where you live,” he said.

UCF wants no part of this, they won’t take part in it. But to their credit they’re being quite civil about resolving this conflict.

Can you blame him? Imagine sitting next to someone who is constantly cheering for Matthew Della-Della-Della-Dellavedova.

Why was a 12 year old boy out with his parents at 3:30am?

Waiting for the the twist where Gronk shows up with the keys, sheepishly tosses them to Spike, and says, “Thanks for letting me borrow your whip – SORRY FOR PARTYING.”

Yup. Makes sense.

Owen Wilson: Scooooooooreboard!

Secretariat seemed less a horse and more the earthly manifestation of the spirit of Pegasus.

It’s my fourth, and I doubt any horse will match Secretariat’s win, but the whole run for the Triple Crown is always fun.

Fire7ale

It’s like a yard sale that’s gotten completely out of hand. “What do you think we can get for Mom’s ashes?”

#7tormsComing

Good to see the Browns are accepting of their offensive capabilities this year.

Andy Lee was arguably their best pound for pound player left. Now I guess it’s....Kaepernick? Uh oh.

Unhappiness for all!

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

I take it all back.