—Yoda, catching his son using the computer up late

HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

Colon sped to second base in 12 seconds, which is a slower pace than the average HOME RUN TROT.

aka “Fifth Base”

Usually you have to go a lot further than second base before the Colon is involved.

I already “boycott” most of these brands due to my urge to live as long as possible but damn FIFA straight to hell for making me have to apply for a Discover card.

I’ve been boycotting Budweiser since I was 19.

as someone thats 6’3 250+, theres no fucking way that guy is only 300lbs,

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Here you go

Sigh...this is why we can’t have “nice” things. Agree or disagree, fine. But really, this kind of thing just adds more fuel to the Rush Limblah army—”Feminazis!” he’ll cry, while sitting on his mountain of money. And the real issues will be swept under the rug as usual.

This is really ridiculous. I’m all for college students speaking out against abuse or hate speak, but this was simply a critically thinking professor who has a different stance/opinion than some other campus feminists. Feminism is not a monolith! We are all allowed to have different feminist beliefs!!

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

Dear Prince Shembo,

“Sorry,” Shembo told police. “This time I really screwed the pooch.”

Falcon traditions run deep apparently.

So Vanessa Williams didn’t tell you about this earlier? She decided to save the best for last?