Better than getting ‘blackeyed’.

Has that headline writer accepted the offer of a job at Deadspin yet? Or is the time difference giving you trouble getting in touch with him?

Oh gosh I’ll never forget..

As someone who would now be working at the Kingdome if it still stood, Pete Carroll would like to point out that this isn’t the only time someone has aired doctored video of a building imploding.

No Metrodome implosion? Clearly you missed the years of LaTroy Hawkins as a starter.

I’m sure all of this will come as a complete shock to her.

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

Albert, your basketball stuff has been great this year—starting with the promise to throw away your keys if the Lakers didn’t start 0 -5 and running up through this. I enjoy reading what you write about the NBA more than I enjoy watching the NBA. (granted, that’s a low bar)

If you’re reading this as “the Hawks suck,” you’re not reading it at all.

This is good Kinja.

I dunno. Don’t rule out Jerry Jones’s large adult son.

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

“Taxi to the Spalding factory” is just marvelous. Bless you, Burneko.

“They just wanted it more...I mean I really didn’t want it. I’m not even sure how much they wanted it, but I guarantee it was more than I did.”

“Even when he wasn’t taking a taxi to the Spalding factory to slap Andre Iguodala’s home address on entire shipments of official NBA basketballs, the results weren’t much better.”

+1 Pacific Theatre

“I’m sure he’s fine,” said Eric Lindros to a potted fern.

Mind blown.

I’ll grant him the weed; it’s a brief respite from such a Spartan life.