Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

I can’t even make a joke about this. I’m glad the DOJ and Swiss Government are stepping up, but FIFA will continue to bury their heads in the sand and not give one single fuck about this. It’s incredible.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

Jesus. +1

Oh fuck

I like to think of this as a piece of performance art, called “The Inside Of Your Dad’s Brain.”

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

Next Up:

That was the “Jump to Conclusions Mat” of burns.

Dear NFL,

Great. Another reality show about people from Texas with brain damage.

Was hoping for the Bills. It would be like shining a light under the bed of the weird kid in college.

On the plus side, we’ll actually get to SEE the hard hat and lunchpail JJ Watt shows up with everyday.

you must be fun and have lots of friends!

Yeah, because it’s fucking hilarious.

That’s going to put a strain on the plumbing. Good thing J.R. is an expert in pipes.

If I want to ignore basic geography in order to further my patriotism, that’s my right as an American, sir.

Hell, at this point they’re making the NCAA look good.

I really wish that all the countries involved in the world cup decided to boycott the next two in Russia and Qatar. What an embarrassing organization. They make the NFL look good.

FIFA is ordering out for lunch today.