lol no.

Update— 4:35pm: We have updated our headline to emphasize that Grzesiek stated he was banned.

Uhh, this tweet has been made probably 12 million times in the past 4 years.

Uh, about your description.

The problem is that those implications are just plot points. In terms of characters, where they start and where they end, no one really makes any progress. They just mostly tread water across many plots over the runtime.

Yeah, if by “clever and interesting” Barsanti really meant “clearly a giant middle finger to the entire franchise but particularly The Force Awakens just like the rest of the movie.”

may i remind you this is the movie with “now it was worth it” about alien greyhounds and “that’s how we’re gonna win, saving what we love” and a yo momma joke

o are you telling me

CORRECT TAKE: rian johnson pulled an elaborate joke

Update, 9:17 p.m. ET: Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is already going on the attack, saying a confirmation for Kavanaugh puts reproductive rights “on the judicial chopping block.” Kavanaugh, a Catholic, is talking about how important religion is to him.

You say that like people shouldn’t listen and consider the ideas of others.

if ur black ur like, 16 years old

All of the people involved need to be purged and replaced. - ThirdAmendmentMan

We don’t need ICE, or the Department of Homeland Security, which is what the logical conclusion of the current push to abolish ICE should be. That’s not pie-in-the-sky bullshit; it’s a real idea that could do a lot of good, and one that’s worth examining just as closely as half-assed attempts at reforming a federal…

There’s no word on what Cobb’s favorite Ian MacKaye band is yet, but he was last seen carving ‘Skate or die’ into his desk and complaining that shows don’t cost $5 anymore.

Like Obama said, when they go low, you dox them.

Ceding power to a bunch of other nations and including all of our Asian influence to China? Our defensive allies all doubting our trust, and trade wars brewing with all of our trading partners?

It also shows that people apparently don’t know who they are voting for, given that she won her election in Nov. 2016.

“Phew, just imagine what Hillary Clinton’s foreign policy would’ve meant.” - Alex Pareene, Splinter News’ Outgoing Politics Editor

Oh yeah, that’s why he attempts to use the same long establishing shots. Cuz it was his own movie, not his attempt at a replica.