Don K
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1/15/20
9:53 AM
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“RoS would’ve been saved if there were just another mcguffin!”

1/15/20
9:48 AM
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Didn’t they show Coruscant blown to bits in ep7? Or are there just other cities that look exactly like Coruscant sort’ve like how most planets only look like Tatooine, Hoth, and Endor. Read more

1/13/20
10:56 PM
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Snowpiercer TV. Parasite TV! Soon, HBO presents True Detective Season 4: Memoirs of a Murder TV!

1/13/20
4:46 PM
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she specifically uses headlines from the same press outlets and even sometimes the same writer. Read more

1/13/20
4:18 PM
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Did Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker also have Coca-Cola and outdated Sony products plastered in every scene (except for the Papa Johns’ scene) and a Papa John cameo where he carries Papa Johns’ pizza and then the cast enters a Papa Johns and then drink undescript-unlabeled-soda-cup-because-Papa-Johns-has-a-Pepsi-contract? Read more

1/13/20
10:53 AM
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JJ as director would’ve been okay. He’s very good at filming action and playing up emotion. Read more

1/13/20
10:49 AM
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You can’t consider the prequels in any calculation. Nothing that happens makes any sense. They’re pure failures in story-telling. (Every prophecy says not to train this kid! Let’s train him! And let me have your babies Anakin! All you do is complain about Obi-Wan and murder people! What a man!) Read more

1/12/20
2:09 AM
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You’d be surprised, I’ve seen several instances of celebs sharing troll posts and then it turns out that it’s like some 13 year old that’s now getting death threats from grown men. Read more

1/9/20
3:48 PM
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The answer that I needed to hear, the one that calmed me the most, also came from video games in the end. All of the games I’ve played that showed me the end of the world also showed me life continuing after. Read more

1/8/20
2:36 PM
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There is a very simple problem here. You’re unable to comprehend what the movie tells you. You only listen to what the script has actors audibly say. Read more

1/8/20
1:17 PM
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Think how much both films could have benefited if Finn and Poe, who seemed to have great chemistry, had spent time together in Ep8 so we could’ve built upon that relationship. Then imagine them being separated at the end of Ep8. Maybe one of them would’ve been really sad and shot a laser at their best Read more

1/8/20
12:35 PM
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I did not. She very clearly passes the torch to him at the end of The Last Jedi. Read more

1/8/20
12:11 PM
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It’s because hyperspace is like The Force and can be handwaved whenever the story needs it because Star Wars magic has been used to paper over bad writing.

1/8/20
8:20 AM
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I think you can argue that RoS is better than TLJ. I also think you can argue it the other way around. Read more

1/8/20
4:07 AM
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Honestly, I have no idea why some Star Wars fans are having an existential crisis because Rise of Skywalker wasn’t up to snuff. Remember Attack of the Clones? That was way worse. Read more

1/8/20
3:50 AM
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If it takes you 3 viewings of Rise of Skywalker and 9 viewings of The Phantom Menace to realize that they aren’t redeemable movies, movie critiquing may not be for you. Read more