“RoS would’ve been saved if there were just another mcguffin!”
Did Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker also have Coca-Cola and outdated Sony products plastered in every scene (except for the Papa Johns’ scene) and a Papa John cameo where he carries Papa Johns’ pizza and then the cast enters a Papa Johns and then drink undescript-unlabeled-soda-cup-because-Papa-Johns-has-a-Pepsi-contract? Read more
You can’t consider the prequels in any calculation. Nothing that happens makes any sense. They’re pure failures in story-telling. (Every prophecy says not to train this kid! Let’s train him! And let me have your babies Anakin! All you do is complain about Obi-Wan and murder people! What a man!) Read more
Think how much both films could have benefited if Finn and Poe, who seemed to have great chemistry, had spent time together in Ep8 so we could’ve built upon that relationship. Then imagine them being separated at the end of Ep8. Maybe one of them would’ve been really sad and shot a laser at their best… Read more
It’s because hyperspace is like The Force and can be handwaved whenever the story needs it because Star Wars magic has been used to paper over bad writing.