See Donald? THAT’s what it looks like when they’re dancing in the streets in New Jersey.

I keep thinking someone in the White House is saying, “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.” 

I thought the political cold open was the best they’ve done in a while–low bar, that–tho I think it was a little unfair to single Nate Silver out for being wrong about 2016; if anything he was the only major pollster taking seriously the possibility of a Trump win.

Kenan is just doing the 21st century Leonard Pinth Garnell, which is just fine with me.

Let’s not forget his most famous role- Jeopardy contestant and foe of Alex Trebek

It’s funny, because when this show came out I had juuuust started dating this girl, and by Season 2 we got more serious and she was like “ehhh no I’m afraid of zombies” and because I was more interested in getting her to like me as much as I liked her I sorta stopped watching it too, in favor of our shared interests.

I tried showing my best friend the 1940 Rebecca in high school and for some reason the VHS tape had a little commercial at the beginning showing scenes from several of Hitchcock’s movies, and one of the scenes was Maxim saying “I killed Rebecca!” Completely ruined the suspense. (Why would you even put that at the…

You only *think* you’ve never seen a security guard in a bank . . .

Cool, now do tobacco companies.

I live with three daughters, a wife, and a Yorkshire Terrier (also female). We and more often, they, have watched Titanic many, many, times.

I know I just wrote a long self indulgent post below, but if you will indulge me one more I want to say why I have always liked Good Will Hunting. The story of how me and my wife fell in love is kind of similar to the “Have to go see about a girl” story Robin Williams tells in the movie.

I am looking forward to an orderly election which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.  

he knows what he fucking did.

Casablanca anyone? 

It’s doing New Gods treaties this season.

My life changed this year when I discovered QAnon. No I didn’t get “red pilled”. Instead I found a community so brain dead and silly that I am constantly entertained by it. I’m really enjoying the Qanon Anonymous podcast about how insane and silly it is and how its all just old school conspiracy theories wrapped in…

I can think of at least one Grumpy Gamer that would agree with you.

People blamed Kate McKinnon for Clinton losing?

This isn’t teaching kids shit. Save that for high school, when the lesson is closer to them entering the real world and do it through proper education.