This is absolutely no less plausible than anything else mentioned.

I'm presuming, in a bowling alley.

I can buy it but nobody can sell it to me legally. So…hmm.

Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!

The "Janet, is that a cactus again?" scene is one of the funniest bits of the year. Just an old-fashioned you-know-what's-coming-but-that-makes-it-even-better bit.

The whole MTA thing seemed like a direct retread of "the Parks department hates the Library people" from P&R.

When Merkel/McKinnon said "alt-right" with that accent I had an epiphany: the "alt" doesn't really mean "alternative" — it's just German for "old".

One of Henry Jenkins' books about fandom and textualism features something about people who absolutely refused to see any metaphor at all in the episode about the non-gendered people. NO IT'S NOT ABOUT GAYS SHUT UP.

That does seem like a fair answer.

OK. You are a man who wants to open a locked device in a museum. You also have the ability to break into that museum, defeating its not-very-intense security. You:

I can certainly imagine an actor thinking that a director has not taken adequate precautions against an accident, since such accidents have happened. Also, this takes nothing away from the LTIP issue, at all.

It's an awesome fact, either way.

That 59-0 was against the Titans, so is the intended stat "last two results against Jeff Fisher"?

…guys?

Christ, Donnelly Rhodes got old. Fuckin' TIME, man.

Which reminds me about Marvel/ABC's "Damage Control", which as far as I can see has not been explicitly abandoned, although it also hasn't happened after being announced a year ago.

Thanks, I knew I only remembered part of it.

By the way: "Thorul", the name of the research base or the company behind it is not only an anagram of "Luthor", it's the name that Lena Luthor went by as a child in Silver Age comics. (She didn't know she was a Luthor at all, and Lex, I guess, changed her name, for her own protection as I recall.)

Yeah, that happened, and…what? (And then they showed her mother to make it clear that no, it's not J'onn doing his thing in disguise.)

"It's pronounced Ruh-PEH-min." — Chris Parnell