Yeah, that’s sleazy. I voted for John Chiang, who never had a chance, in the primaries. 

“I can’t imagine why anyone would call themselves queer and carry all of the negative connotations that are historically attached to being Queer. Why not just call yourself a lifetime bachelor and sit in the corner and quietly, very quietly, push the gay agenda. Seems like a self-own”

Ted’s used to disappointment:

I think, and I could be guessing here, that people are losing their goddamn minds right now because the President of the United States is unable and/or unwilling to stand up for the country he was elected to defend. That’s (very) fairly speaking, a big ass motherfucking deal. Being over it all is a feeling I can…

Hey Buddy- did you read the article?  They called and told them about the circumstances over and over and were lied to and told “someone was on the way”  Also, best of luck as you grow old alone- i’m sure you’ll have ton of people advocating for your care!

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

John Crawford and Tamir Rice were both killed by police officers called in by someone. So it’s too late for “gonna”

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

Disillusionment in the Dems should move us to the left, not the right. That’s what really upsets me about black people acting like right wing tokens for these conservative media outlets/think tanks saying “Dems don’t care about you!” is that thought provoking. There are plenty of fair critiques to be made about Dems…

I joined nextdoor just so I could find out who my racist white neighbors were.

Fuck anything with Chris Brown.

So, fuck R. Kelly, but let’s celebrate Chris Brown?
I don’t get it. What am I missing here?

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

The Cat in the Hat used to give me SO much anxiety as a kid. I did NOT understand the appeal of the Cat at all and empathized far too much with the Fish..

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

You are not. It’s a supremely underrated comedy. The part where Ricky loses his balloon and makes one last, half-hearted attempt to recover it is pure genius.

Yes. This article is fail because no Better off Dead. He was astonishing in that.

I love Better Off Dead! His resignation of putting on the aardvark coat and the knowing glance he shares with the neighboring dad in an equally ridiculous outfit is so perfect.

He was best known to me as the dad in Better Off Dead (“Right off!”) and as Roger Ebert’s high-school classmate.