Oh wait, now you’ve convinced me. This and the other 116 hammered out responses about how NOT offended you are. I often devote half my day to telling people I’m not offended, and after enough effort, they believe me. You’re also SUCH AN AMAZING WRITER!... is what you clearly think to yourself after each post.

Fuck off.

So these idiots thought someone dined and dashed, then came back the next day?

I hate to break it to you, but you do in fact appear to be offended and angry.

I’m on the board of a literary arts organization and got the chance to interview an author, and I spent about two weeks preparing. I read his new book, refreshed myself on his old books, read his bio, and read 10-15 of his most recent interviews so I wouldn’t give him stale questions. And I’m a volunteer. So fuck this…

Totally. Fuck ooooooooooff, Maureen Dowd.

The way Busy wrapped her lips around “ERRRRRRRYBODY” really got to me

Two guys were walking and talking side by side towards me as I jogged, not caring at all that they were about to drive me into the bushes. So I stayed my course, picked up a little speed, and hit the one on my side so hard that he spun a little bit. He looked so shocked. It was intensely satisfying.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/larose-jazz-club-philadelphia?hrid=i5oezNO0O81-K2RSf58eIg Tell this club what you think of them booking a rapist.

I lost my fucking mind when I read this this morning.

If you’d like to tell the LaRose Jazz Club what you think about them booking a rapist, feel free: https://www.yelp.com/biz/larose-jazz-club-philadelphia?hrid=i5oezNO0O81-K2RSf58eIg

They just sit around and talk about how mad they are that Prince is the most famous Minnesotan.

I can’t even imagine telling an employee that I can’t be bothered to learn or use their name, and I’m just going to call them something else. Unbefuckinglievable.

I had a well-worn but respectable Jetta, about 10 years old. Someone left a hand-written under the windshield wiper saying that they were hoping to pick up a cheap junker, and would I like to sell.

Sacramento.

I have a whole theory on this. Just like our primate cousins, humans have a hierarchical social structure. There are a few leader types, and many more follower types. Follower types are not inclined to quickly solve problems, make fast decisions, intervene in trouble, etc. If they were, they would be leaders. If…

I even hate Annie Hall. There, I said it.

If you think that is normal, you need better taste in girlfriends.

I believe I read that it’s been a deliberate choice by the showrunners to have nothing that speaks clearly to seasons, so that the show kind of exists out of time. That’s why there’s also such a strange mix of clothing on the show, and why Rick is always sweating while other characters are wearing leather jackets, etc.

Having a relative who doctor shops for opioids, I can tell you that part of it is making yourself so goddamn unpleasant that some doctors will just say “whatever, here.”