I’m so sad that I know this, but the tutor was never scheduled to show up until after the new year. But I’m kind of shocked they didn’t go for a “the real tutor shows up, giving the game away” moment, as every other beat is so predictable.

Well, I’m middle aged white hiring manager, and I see nothing wrong with her name. I would say that such a name might actually encourage me to look MORE at such a candidate, because diversity, but that’s illegal so I won’t say that.

They’re in Virginia.

I think I read that they deliberately try to distort what time of year it is— there’s never any reference to holidays or seasons, and the characters wear a mix of cold/warm weather clothing. Can’t remember why, but it’s on purpose.

I’m on the phone with these cocks trying to cancel my subscription right now. Surprisingly, you can sign up online, but you can’t cancel online. Also suprisingly, they have had me on hold for 10 minutes and counting after I told them my intent.

I’m assuming one of them is Paul Reiser’s kid, right?

I’m white, so I can say this: what the fuck is it with white people and “-ayden” names in all their many spellings? Jayden, Haydin, Braidyn, Shaden... IT’S NOT CRE8TIVE. EVERY WHITE PERSON NAMES THEIR KIDS THAT.

You should try cream and sugar in the rooibos, or maybe even a hint of maple. Heavenly.

I’m white, and I actually was discriminated against on the basis of race. I applied for a job at a nonprofit, and I was rejected because I “wouldn’t fit in” with the residents in the predominantly black and Latino neighborhood the nonprofit served. And yet... I would never in a million years actually tell a survey…

If an entire factory of dildos exploded, and they were magic dildos that replicated 10 times under heat, that still wouldn’t be enough to fuck each and every one of these fuckers they way they deserve.

Oh come on. Roller derby is awesome.

Possibly? But I had that conversation with a friend of mine who had an awful girlfriend, and it resulted in the friendship being over for about 5 years.

My friend married someone who had wrecked his car three times, allowed his skeezy friends to come in and rob their home and steal his and his parents’ identity, kept “losing” expensive presents he was given, frequently took his car and stormed away, leaving him in a jam and needing to call me or other friends for a…

All your articles are about blacks this and blacks that! On a site written by black people about topics pertaining to black people! My eyes!

That’s probably less than Melania Trump has spent to look like Melania Trump, though.

I think I remember a story where JFK Jr handed Sinead O Connor a pen so she could write down her number for him, and she broke it in half and shoved it back in his pocket. That’s a good approach, if outdated.

Maya Moore is pretty much unbeatable. I say that with the pinched face of a Stanford basketball fan.

*raises hand* Don’t judge, it’s a neurosis.

Before Uber and Lyft, I tried to call a taxi in the middle of the work day to attend my mother’s funeral. After half an hour of trying to call a cab on three different phones, I could not get any dispatch to pick up. For half an hour. I finally called a limo service, who guaranteed they’d be there in time to get me to…

Kris Kobach is a dick.