You are. Salsa on grits is an abomination. I take mine with butter, pepper, salt, and cheese, preferably a slice of Kraft American singles, as my daddy used to prepare them for me.

I’ve decided that “Look What You Made Me Do” is actually a GoT tribute song, in which she is playing the role of Arya. It all fits.

Does Randall Park have some sort of 28 hour day, 10 day week, and 100 week year? I feel like he’s in 15 different projects.

I honestly wish he felt this way. I want him to feel the psychic pain of his failure so badly, but he’s such a narcissist that he never fucking will. The entire country could be on fire around him and his family dead at his feet, and he’d be thinking about how it’s someone else’s fault and he really did an excellent…

I came from a small town, and the assistant chief was the guy who wasn’t the chief. So, not necessarily someone who had to beat a lot of others out for a title.

Yes, well: Louisiana.

What if you got that tattooed on your forehead so women would know not to date you?

I mean, when I was suicidal my own husband had no idea. So.

Danaerys got the dragon eggs as a wedding gift to her Violent Brown husband, not at birth.

Right? It is so fucking stupid that I feel like the whole thing is a troll by Gavin McInnes to see how many dumbasses he can get to follow these completely arbitrary rules.

Yes.

Totally. That’s not an accident, that’s being a dumb-ass and not handling a gun properly.

I’ve been blinking like fuck at Maher for years. He’s a lady-hater and an Islamophobe and an embarrassment to the left he claims to be a part of.

Wait... does this not seem like an incredibly simple way to get $100K?

Shout out to the EPIC pony-poofs on the girl over Obama’s right shoulder.

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There are some private buses being organized, on the assumption that the train will be a madhouse.

Me and all my ladies from college are going en masse.

But wait. Bookstores still exist.

I’ll put a vote for Nikki Blonsky out here.