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They just sit around and talk about how mad they are that Prince is the most famous Minnesotan.

I can’t even imagine telling an employee that I can’t be bothered to learn or use their name, and I’m just going to call them something else. Unbefuckinglievable.

As usual, it is a fucking embarrassment.

I had a well-worn but respectable Jetta, about 10 years old. Someone left a hand-written under the windshield wiper saying that they were hoping to pick up a cheap junker, and would I like to sell.

Sacramento.

I have a whole theory on this. Just like our primate cousins, humans have a hierarchical social structure. There are a few leader types, and many more follower types. Follower types are not inclined to quickly solve problems, make fast decisions, intervene in trouble, etc. If they were, they would be leaders. If

I even hate Annie Hall. There, I said it.

If you think that is normal, you need better taste in girlfriends.

I believe I read that it’s been a deliberate choice by the showrunners to have nothing that speaks clearly to seasons, so that the show kind of exists out of time. That’s why there’s also such a strange mix of clothing on the show, and why Rick is always sweating while other characters are wearing leather jackets, etc.

Having a relative who doctor shops for opioids, I can tell you that part of it is making yourself so goddamn unpleasant that some doctors will just say “whatever, here.”

I’m so sad that I know this, but the tutor was never scheduled to show up until after the new year. But I’m kind of shocked they didn’t go for a “the real tutor shows up, giving the game away” moment, as every other beat is so predictable.

Well, I’m middle aged white hiring manager, and I see nothing wrong with her name. I would say that such a name might actually encourage me to look MORE at such a candidate, because diversity, but that’s illegal so I won’t say that.

They’re in Virginia.

I think I read that they deliberately try to distort what time of year it is— there’s never any reference to holidays or seasons, and the characters wear a mix of cold/warm weather clothing. Can’t remember why, but it’s on purpose.

I’m on the phone with these cocks trying to cancel my subscription right now. Surprisingly, you can sign up online, but you can’t cancel online. Also suprisingly, they have had me on hold for 10 minutes and counting after I told them my intent.

I’m assuming one of them is Paul Reiser’s kid, right?

I’m white, so I can say this: what the fuck is it with white people and “-ayden” names in all their many spellings? Jayden, Haydin, Braidyn, Shaden... IT’S NOT CRE8TIVE. EVERY WHITE PERSON NAMES THEIR KIDS THAT.

You should try cream and sugar in the rooibos, or maybe even a hint of maple. Heavenly.

I’m white, and I actually was discriminated against on the basis of race. I applied for a job at a nonprofit, and I was rejected because I “wouldn’t fit in” with the residents in the predominantly black and Latino neighborhood the nonprofit served. And yet... I would never in a million years actually tell a survey