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Donald Trump's Tiny, Flaccid Penis
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Yes, I’m sure the Republican Congress is just sitting around waiting to impeach him.

I am a white woman, and I am really fucking hating white people right now. Get a fucking clue, white people.

The way his face kind of twisted up when he said it... I will remember it forever. I say it to my husband at least once a day.

Seoul is also not in North Korea, so there’s a chance Cat Love’s stream of thought doesn’t exactly run straight.

I’m married to a hedge fund manager... and he has gotten increasingly more and more vocal in his support for Clinton as the weeks have worn on, including actively engaging fellow stodgy investor types and exhorting them not to vote for Trump. I know of at least one person whose vote he changed. I’m proud of him.

Aw, sorry about that. Now you’ll just have to be ANOTHER woman president. =)

I have a millennial co-worker who was a Berner and sent me some meme with Bernie as Batman and Hillary as The Joker. I explained cookie-gate, the headbands, the focus on her name and her outfits, the absolute shit she caught for daring to work on healthcare reform— she didn’t know any of that, and it gave her a lot

Hillary Rodham, she needs no introduction! When you knock her down she gets the FUCK back up again!

You=me, exactly.

Right? What the fuck? The only “development” has been a stupid announcement from the FBI regarding the very case he’s involved in, which he knows has nothing to do with... oh, what the hell.

They kind of have the same problem as Netflix— having to pay more for “content” than the subscribers are willing to cover. Which is why Netflix started producing its own content.

GOOD POINT. Owned.

It’s making me so fucking mad. I think I’m taking America’s shitting all over an outrageously qualified and competent woman in favor of a loudmouth with nothing intelligent to add personally, almost as if it was a repeat of a pattern I’d seen previously.

.... it’s 10x10? = 100?

No, it works if you’re married, too. After a certain point people figure that you can’t or won’t, and they stop asking.

A friend of mine died Saturday. Definitely hard to engage with things that were intensely interesting to me only the previous day. So sorry about the babies.

I went on a date in DC with a guy who, when I told him I was applying to MIT, Harvard, and Stanford for grad school did big double-take and said, “Do you think you can get into those schools?” No, I just like wasting time and money, but thanks for your concern.

How do we know? Russia isn’t hacking Trump’s emails.

Okay, if it doesn’t bother you then YOU pay 5% more for everything.

Oh man. I ate something baaaaad when we were touristing about in Santa Fe, and it hit me hard when we were in the Georgia O’Keeffe Museum. I thought my stomach was going to explode, so I butt-clenched off to the toilets. I’m generally shy about pooping in public, but this could not be held back. I DESTROYED that