Yeah, they could just blur every tweet till an arbitrary panel using a murky set of criteria decide if it is worth viewing.

Holy shit, you're a moron. But keep fucking that strawman, dude.

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yeah you're right, the entire paragraph was likely one big accident.

Smoke was so scarred by watching this he can't stop screaming.

As soon as I saw videos I looked for Perma Jean. You did not disappoint. To this day I will never forget her reaction when her husband was alive.

Thanks for the video links. Those were all really interesting and now I see that I will get no work done today because I am going down an internet rabbit hole on this topic. :)

Still got a P-38 on my key chain that I put on there in Jan 82... Still works great.. I carry 4 different Leatherman knives but, when I need a can opened, I reach for that P-38.. If I had a nickel for every can it's opened in 32 years, I'd bet I could fill a big coffee can... after opening it with my P-38 of course..

This may be in line with your "comfortable with the uncomfortable", but one of the most important lessons I took away from the Army was "one foot in front of the other." The Army put me in situations where we'd have to march 50+ miles after a week or two on little food and being so exhausted that I literally had to…

The hitman-for-hire story in the 3rd video was a HUGE story here in South Florida. And the woman just won a new trial on appeal. http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-07-30/new…

I saw this on Cops. I think it may have been the third video you posted. I can't imagine how the guy felt when the cops showed up at his door and told him what was going on... Holy shit! I was just glad the cops intervened and his wife was shit at finding a real hit man.

Someone who likes to complain about other people's work via an anonymous identity but can't stand any criticism of their own? Stop. I may faint from shock.

That would probably have some romantic value to some people.

Calvin & Hobbes: I don't care how amazing the CGI is. I don't care about how awesome it would be to see Spaceman Spiff on the big screen. I don't care about seeing the story advance or answering the question on Hobbes's existance. I don't care. I don't want to see my favorite comic strip ruined by the Hollywood…

Because Reddit is awesome. I have to admit sometimes I will see something or read something on Reddit and then still click on the article when it pops up on Gawker or Jezebel ro see what the writer's take might be on the subject.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

Experimental aircraft flown by lizard people to more efficiently spread chemtrails you mean! Muwahahahaha!!!!

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I remember this scene in the movie.