It's an oldie but a goldie. Read more
Don Keedik
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My old P-38 can opener is the best tool I've ever owned. Read more
30 Rock. Read more
Dunno. Not a lawyer. But I would imagine it's in the public record, and post-conviction, it's allowed to be published publicly. Read more
It was on the TeeVee? Read more
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This is not unheard of, not by a long shot.
Peanuts. Unless you could find a bunch of actors with disproportionately large heads. Read more
"that's a long hike to the mess for lunch. must really be something." Read more
Thanks. I understood he was just checking on her. I didn't take it personally. But it was still kind of a mood killer. :) Upon further reflection (this happened almost 30 years ago) I think it was when she and I were leaving the diner when they toasted us with their mugs. I know it happened, but it was so long ago now… Read more
Many years ago I was a virile 17-year-old with an equally enthusiatic 16-year-old girlfriend. Read more
Just your standard white male right-wing gun nut. Nothing to see here. Read more
Always is.
Did your mom name you after both of her partners? Read more
nvm... redundant
"I wonder how I can ensure everyone in the world sees this unflattering picture of me..."
Someone's either turned on or off on this man's oral technique.
I wonder if FOX News will be sending reporter (and rumored piss drinker?) Todd Starnes to cover this. Read more
Or Russia. Because that's where it happened. Read more