That's mortifying, don't get me wrong, but it's also kind of a nice story. Good to hear that sometimes cops are cool, both in that they made sure she was ok and let you get back to bidness after.

And flame face. Flame face took me to a nice restaurant to show off his nice expense account. He was a blind date set up by my mother, who is also responsible for Fat Elvis and Ramen Noodle Truck Stop Man. Anyway, he had a lot of product in his hair. A lot. And he somehow managed to catch his paper menu on fire via a…

But he married you! That's love, come on!

Well none of us took preventative measures to stop this.

Stephen A may never have laid a hand on a woman, but it's quite obvious from this series of tweets that he's killed a medium.

Okay, how about zero? As in, zero tolerance. You assault someone, you are banned from the NFL.

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It should just be Jewbs. Jewoobs is stupid.

The nicknames get less imaginative as the list goes on:

The feels on the bus go round and round.

Damnit, Torch.

Fuggin liberal media agenda. Bet they're trying to gay you up secretly!

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Edit: I posted something stupid because I have no short-term memory.

I just looked through his Facebook profile... All I'm saying is that he has a pic of himself with a bloody face. Costumes, swords, blah blah blah. Oh and he was a gun nut. It's already littered with comments from other nuts. Yiiikes.

You're not very smart are you?

Yeah, if this guy put more effort into his spreadsheets he would obviously spend more time spreading sheets...

She's fucking someone else, bro.

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