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Those are such abusive parents, having that processed, sugary, preservative-and-gluten-laden frankenfood in that house! And then to actually PUNISH this girl, rather than letting her navigate her unique circumstances come to her own conclusions about appropriate behavior! And then to SHAME her, by putting video of Read more

Wow. Hadn't seen Breaking Bad? What a LOSER

I would argue that creating life is very easy. People do it accidentally all the time. Sustaining life is the tricky part.

When I was younger, I used to do that too. I only wore the gear when I raced. The thing that changed my opinion was working in a trauma ER as a med student. You wouldn't believe how fast I bought gear, after seeing my first patient with the skin on his whole back ripped off. I had a minor get off on a fast mountain Read more

LOL, motorcycle cops aren't trained for shit. They do some low-speed gymkhana work that looks super impressive, until you realize their bikes are setup do to that (and pretty much only that) and then that parking lot BS is just a party trick.

" Hi ! I'm Butters, and ill be your Genius today......ohhhh, i see the problem, a little Read more

Exactly. Regardless of whether you've crashed a hundred times or zero times, that doesn't impact your likelihood of crashing in the future. Read more

Arrogant or not, I'd be doing no one any favors by sugar coating any of this. Read more

I've always believed in "Pics to prove"

About six years ago I met up with this weird vegan dude at a sleazy dive bar just across the river from my apartment. He looked nothing like his profile picture and had a collection of some of the worst goddamn tattoos I have ever scene. Read more

You didn't answer his argument, you just tried to impugn his credibility, by going off on a political tangent. The fact is, there are a large number of motorcycle injuries every year with unprotected riders who do not have the insurance to take care of the cost of their care. This is important, regardless of your Read more

Scorpion helmets pretty much suck. Look at the HJC RPHA MAX: nice, nice helmet.

It's not pompous to try to impress upon people the need for safety. ATGATT. As a doc who has had to clean up the mess, either in the ICU or autopsy suite, after the squid squirts into chaos, if you CAN wear protective gear, you should. Read more

And yet, something that doesn't affect you in any way at all ... Read more

When I wear my full suit I actually feel safer. When I feel safer I think I ride a little better. When I ride better I have more fun. Obviously I'm not going to dinner downtown with A* logo's all over my ass, but wearing all the gear makes riding more enjoyable to me is the bottom line.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should Read more