My angle is just that having that tattoo and saying it's due to something he regretted isn't proof of him having committed murder. Not sure how much more clear I can be.

Is your angle that it does constitute proof?

I don't mind if it happens in the privacy of their own home but why do my kids have to see it??

So because he regretted something in his past, it means he killed someone? I'm not saying whether he did or didn't, only that a dumb tattoo isn't proof.

Wow. Hadn't seen Breaking Bad? What a LOSER

I have a present for you, in GIF form (a GIFt?)

And if so, did you film that? And is that film less than 25mb so it will fit his Gmail inbox?

Because you don't know what South Park is?

goddammit I was gonna post that. I recommend the ranch hose.

Active ingredient: semen.

goddammit kinja. It's supposed to be that clipping of Roland Washington who had a bad experience on an escalator and said, "Now, I elevate."

"Now, I epilate."

Good. We don't want the trash you know.

yeah its a porn scene. so...that's the idea.

It's from a porn scene. They ARE really into their own (and each other's) asses.

Correct!

The second one is actually a porn scene, so he could get a lot more, uh, bang for his buck.

Great porn scene, but not a real bridesmaids photo.

L-R: Bree Daniels, Malena Morgan, Aurielee Summers, Jessie Andrews.

Yeah, that's just not true. The bush is making quite a comeback, and small inner labia was never ubiquitous (at least in my porn-watching career)

Yeah, it happens, but not too often. Most of the time people move over slightly to let me through. Nobody wants to lose a mirror!

Yeah! Some of those fetuses could be male!