I wouldn't convict based on a tattoo.

Maybe he regretted getting a tattoo on his fucking face, which is idiotic. I didn't say it can't mean he killed somebody, but it sure isn't proof.

Fuck tamales. "Hey here's this big food-lookin thing-WAITASEC it's just inedible wet cardboard full of warm mush." Can't imagine a more disappointing and unappetizing way of presenting nourishment.

Doesn't mean shit, other than he got a tattoo to look tough. Could be he killed someone, could be he lost a family member (alternate meaning), could be he just wanted to be intimidating.

No, it means he got a tattoo.

Also, the teardrop can also stand for a dead family member.

JK, you're a goddess. Thank you (and white vinegar) for existing.

Apparently he's ranked #2 in the state. He's a fucking fantastic surgeon, even if he is a moronic, moneygrubbing ass.

But it is accurate!

Just Jewish.

He can always make a living as a cover model for Der Sturmer.

Jolie, thanks so much for the helmet advice. I'm glad you advocate using gentle methods, especially because the foam that makes up the head-protecty bits of the helmet can degrade when exposed to harsh chemicals.

Most modern helmets have removable liners, which are super helpful for regular cleaning. Highly…

Ha ha! I'm just kidding! I have no idea what "staging" is, or why anyone does it. But I do know, from careful observation, that "staging" appears to be what happens when several middle-aged men stand around a stripped-out Camaro with a roll cage and drink beer.

Second accessory is alcoholism and incest.

Just keep up with the pace of traffic in the slowest lane available. There's no reason to go under the speed limit; it looks suspicious.

It's from That Mitchell and Webb Look

#notallballs

Butter?

WHAAAAAAAT NO WAY

Agreed.

Also, robbing the word of gender specificity and instead using it to describe a certain type of distasteful person of any gender is kinda gratifying. Sorta like Louis C.K.'s bit about "faggot."

Used dogs tend to have very limited warranties. No wonder this one is so hard to return.