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On a set.

Also, the intro could be about 90 minutes shorter.

lol MRA neckburrd

All the stars to you.

Could be male and rich!

Yes. Look at her comments. Bunch of people (including yourself) got, well, *whoosh*ed.

2.) The KiraVan

Pictured: A child's plaything

Erin Gloria Ryan

Depends how heavy it is and the rake/wheelbase. Either way, clutch wheelies and power wheelies are both appreciated.

Hypothetically. Man, it would be so weird if this is a real trip that you're transparently hinting to instead of a bunch of pipe dreams, lost in the aether of Kinja and race fuel fumes. Oh well, there's always next year.

What are you hypothetically driving?

It is amazing what some people will do for a discount on their Manhattan.

Yeah, being your own chef, sous chef, line cook, and busboy deserves a pay bump.

Second nature like how levitating becomes second nature. More power to you.

Bartenders are fucking magicians. I've seen many a busy bar in my day, and how those guys keep track of dozens of customers, their drinks, and their tabs ALL WHILE ACTUALLY MAKING THE DRINKS blows my dumb blobby grey mind.

"They're probably angry about that terrible airline food, right folks?! I mean, just because I'm 35,000 feet in the sky doesn't mean my sai bhaji chawal needs to be bland or that my mitho lolo should be rubbery!"

Hmmm sounds promising. Do they still come with a clutch? I can't give up wheelies just yet.

Care to elaborate? Are the shifts not measured in geological epochs anymore?

Nothing ensures that a motorcycle will be crap quite like an automatic transmission. Sometimes they're good as manuals, like the CB750 or (maybe) the DN-01, and sometimes they're shitty either way, like every Boss Hoss, but no matter what, they suck.