Seriously. Only 115 mph on an R6? Dude could take a lesson from the Black Devil.

Fuck me with a rusty rake that looks good. What's your protein?

I highly doubt Banh Bell or whatever will put a dent into the sales of those businesses. The people who eat there won't go to the shitty chain because, well, it's a shitty chain. And the chain *might* drive some business to the real shops, since people will want to know what an actual Banh Mi tastes like.

Uh I have no idea wtf that person is talking about. But Banh Mi isn't really something you make at home, unless you have a bunch of head cheese lying around. To be honest, they might do a half decent job if they use good bread and fresh veggies. It really depends on their target price point.

My brain just cried at the dadness of that joke. No self high-five for you.

You can find it in the "ethnic foods aisle" of your local Publix along with Cambodian breastmilk.

This is kind of amazing to me...I had heard that liking cilantro is genetic or something, which was heartbreaking because I'm a cilantro lover and it's kind of a dealbreaker for me. Do you actually enjoy it now or is it just something you can stand?

Come to my neighborhood, I'll give you a tour of some of the best.

I'll take what I can get.

Yeah, I'm going with genetics. That or all those hippies are right about the restorative powers of copious amounts of marijuana smoke.

Wasn't aware of the Hays Code until now, but I was immediately certain I wouldn't like it.

Uh can you at least play along? Don't leave me hanging!

Let's try again:

Prawn.

What an incredibly hateful person. Let me guess, you have very few friends because if they criticise anything you hold dear, you call them bigots. Rethink your life.

bigot

Bigoted against the concept of toughness.

Bigoted against cheapskates.

Bigoted against the Irish.

bigoted against monitors. smh.

Horse racist.