As in a "session," not life. Bad wording on my part. But you have a point, prostitutes aren't exactly treated well out there.

Ah, the former USSR. Where the value of a human life is roughly equivalent to that of a bottle of vodka or a cheap prostitutka.

That goes for the entire former Soviet Union.

Something about all that boiled food flattens everything out.

I really don't see what the big deal is about Pippa. Kate>Pipster any day

Or as they pronounce it, "hummus."

Fear, superstition, and ignorance are closely linked in my mind.

Sorry. 'Bate shop.

Literally nothing, except that I feel like a total creep for thinking she's gorgeous.

If I owned a convenience store, I'd make it easy as possible for a total sale to add up to $6.66 in order to profit off the ignorance of others.

More like the Dairy Show, amirite????????????????????????

*self high five*

Not like many of them shower, anyway. I have seriously never smelled worse face-melting BO than in the former Soviet Union, at least coming from the men. The women have the decency to bathe in perfume.

There are die-hard Christians in Sweden?

Also, what's paradise like? I wanna move to Scandiwegia.

Still better than Comic Sans.

What if I'm a lady in the streets but a real freak in the sheets? Where would a bait shop fit in?

I see what you're saying. Tango would be a little much IMHO, but compared to that Dance Moms shit, these kids are doing just great.

There's an Israeli Salsa Congress??

Don't worry about it. Anyone who can correctly use the word "whilst" is gonna turn out fine.

breakfast of champions

You took pictures of yourself holding a Miller Lite on a plane? I'm glad I don't follow you on Instagram.