dolphinately
Dolphinately
dolphinately

Ahoy, sailor!

Ah, the sounds of spring in the former Soviet Union. A place where the value of a human life and a medium-sized bottle of vodka are roughly equal.

*wipes brow in an exaggerated motion*

You're missing the point. Sorry, hon.

Suck it?

Damn, no good way to say that. Even "piss off" means the wrong thing to the right person.

finally!
*snort*wizard's sleeve*snort*

For a second I totally thought that cut meant circumcised in this context.

*hears the name Richmond, pukes*

that is some risky shit to pull

I mean it shows a little too much skin, but I guess not everybody is a fan of sleeves.

Not the point, but this is conclusive proof that the "friend zone" is total bullshit. Eat it, MRAs.

Oh, Hawaii.

I grew up in an intensely patriarchal religious community where the hats would make Pharrell's cringe at its own blandness and inadequacy. I am a man and a proud feminist.