Ahoy, sailor!
Ahoy, sailor!
Ah, the sounds of spring in the former Soviet Union. A place where the value of a human life and a medium-sized bottle of vodka are roughly equal.
*wipes brow in an exaggerated motion*
You're missing the point. Sorry, hon.
Suck it?
Damn, no good way to say that. Even "piss off" means the wrong thing to the right person.
finally!
*snort*wizard's sleeve*snort*
For a second I totally thought that cut meant circumcised in this context.
*hears the name Richmond, pukes*
that is some risky shit to pull
I mean it shows a little too much skin, but I guess not everybody is a fan of sleeves.
Not the point, but this is conclusive proof that the "friend zone" is total bullshit. Eat it, MRAs.
Oh, Hawaii.
I grew up in an intensely patriarchal religious community where the hats would make Pharrell's cringe at its own blandness and inadequacy. I am a man and a proud feminist.