He’s truly a piece of shit.

My apartment complex named our basset hound as pet of the month, and, like, I was so proud. We call her Ms. March now, lol!

Swimming in mud and then rolling in sand is her top #1 activity for spring, summer and fall!

That is the happiest muddiest dog I have ever seen.

My dog got voted Dog of the Month at her daycare in January. I was legit more proud than if I myself has won a beauty contest. (Seriously there’s no one can resist this cuteness):

has one party done more to simultaneously revere and mock the police and military more than the GOP? They care deeply about homeless veterans...when they are a convenient political prop to shout down liberals who propose helping Syrian refugees (“we have the money to do that but not help our brave homeless vets???”…

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

I’d settle on “Longer than the next day.” Or, you know, just don’t put it in the damn headline. Would this article be any less served with a headline like, “Holy shit, I can’t believe they finally killed him last night!”??

Boom— I know to keep on scrolling.

If someone posted “Holy Shit They Cut Ned Stark’s Head Off!” as…

Yes, Deadspin, that classic TV site.

Maybe it was cross-posted to a Sports website, Headline when you load the page.

WTF with the spoiler? Thanks for ruining it. I get that most people (me included) don’t care about this show like we used to, but that’s just a dick move.

The kids holding signs that read “Abortion Is Murder!” at certain rallies are the ones I’m worried about. They have parents and grandparents that download their evil bullshit onto their young minds. Not enough of them are growing out of that fog but these kids here do give me more hope.

Wait here is the side by side:

I drank 10 40s and I’m barely feeling anything.

Pfft, I just did back to back 1040's. Gettin’ that shit done early this year.

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

“decorative fat pad” so so funny

She is the most delightful lunatic I’ve ever seen.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.