I’m going to watch the absolute shit out of this when it comes out.

Maybe a line about prattling on? Which just leaves Hemsworth unreferenced.

I wonder if his base even groans a bit inside when he says preposterous shit like this, or if deep down, in their heart of hearts, they actually truly believe it.

Rexit is, in fact, an excellent pun.

I see a friend of mine wear these with chunky shoes and I am super-not feeling it, but it is most certainly the look du jour.

Blair Witch Project set off a spate of found footage-style horror movies which kind of exhausted the genre for a while, but this one definitely made an impact on me. Particularly the idea of continually having nowhere to go but further in, and down. Kind of the same helpless claustrophobia of The Descent.

To expand on this (and maybe refresh some memories), their respective skeletons in their closets come back to haunt them in real life, most memorably a kid in a hoodie that Kiefer accidentally killed as a child by throwing rocks at him in a tree.

I fucking loathe Trump, but I think I may hate people who said/say “Clinton and Trump are equally bad” even more.

I noticed that the first time her video made the rounds, it definitely looks like a shaved widow’s peak. Which I guess she’ll have to maintain until the end of time, because the grow-out phase would be unbearably hilarious.

Her tongue?

Trump won’t even hug Jesus. He hates everyone.

Wait, Melania knows about his mistress?!?

They didn’t even bother to clean up that tweet before turning it into a graphic -- e.g. a comma after “media”, a proper em-dash, a space to the left of the dash, or an unabbreviated “with”. I can hear Trump shouting at his graphics guy to “JUST GET IT UP THERE,” shit-typed and all.

If you simply want to enjoy the scent in the shower, use the soap. If you want to continue smelling like the scent, use the shower gel. Tricks of the trade.

I’ve never endured a dumb movie purely because of a hot actor. And I’ve watched MANY dumb movies.

I am still REALLY hoping they’re taking a lot of time because there’s tons of stuff to parse through, and they want to make sure they’ve dotted their I’s and crossed the fuck outta their T’s before they reveal anything lest they blow it and get accused of witchhunting.

He doesn’t say “I love you”, or even call her his WIFE. It’s “our first lady”, like she’s another cabinet member.

He never said whose jobs!

O’Reilly is the Pence to my Hannity-Trump, but I’ll take what I can get.

I’m actually watching Netflix with the captions on right now. I can hear fine, but I find some movies have poor sound mixing/balance wherein the loud moments become overbearing when the dialogue is at an adequate volume. So I also leave them on all the time.