I’m going to watch the absolute shit out of this when it comes out.

Looks more like a missing ceiling tile to me.

Maybe a line about prattling on? Which just leaves Hemsworth unreferenced.

“That’s about a million times faster than a typical laptop computer.”

I wonder if his base even groans a bit inside when he says preposterous shit like this, or if deep down, in their heart of hearts, they actually truly believe it.

Rexit is, in fact, an excellent pun.

I see a friend of mine wear these with chunky shoes and I am super-not feeling it, but it is most certainly the look du jour.

I feel this weird tension like I’m going to “miss it” happening. Is there a reason drones aren’t recording this? Uncertainty of the date? Refueling issues? Need to be too high up to capture it all?

Blair Witch Project set off a spate of found footage-style horror movies which kind of exhausted the genre for a while, but this one definitely made an impact on me. Particularly the idea of continually having nowhere to go but further in, and down. Kind of the same helpless claustrophobia of The Descent.

To expand on this (and maybe refresh some memories), their respective skeletons in their closets come back to haunt them in real life, most memorably a kid in a hoodie that Kiefer accidentally killed as a child by throwing rocks at him in a tree.

I fucking loathe Trump, but I think I may hate people who said/say “Clinton and Trump are equally bad” even more.

I noticed that the first time her video made the rounds, it definitely looks like a shaved widow’s peak. Which I guess she’ll have to maintain until the end of time, because the grow-out phase would be unbearably hilarious.

Her tongue?

Trump won’t even hug Jesus. He hates everyone.

Wait, Melania knows about his mistress?!?

Trump is so, SO orange in that photo of him shaking hands with Sergey I think he’s finally crossed over from “Red Orange” to “Orange Red” on the Crayola color scale.

They didn’t even bother to clean up that tweet before turning it into a graphic -- e.g. a comma after “media”, a proper em-dash, a space to the left of the dash, or an unabbreviated “with”. I can hear Trump shouting at his graphics guy to “JUST GET IT UP THERE,” shit-typed and all.

If you simply want to enjoy the scent in the shower, use the soap. If you want to continue smelling like the scent, use the shower gel. Tricks of the trade.

Just don’t make this mistake.

I’ve never endured a dumb movie purely because of a hot actor. And I’ve watched MANY dumb movies.