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I have him lasting well over two months but an almost zero chance of seeing out four years. We keep raging at what this presidency is doing to us and the country, but look at what it’s doing to Trump himself. It’s killing him. That’s about the only silver lining right now.

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.

It’s probably all he can do to have enough hair to cover up the coathanger scars.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

You think they’re going to impeach a rubber stamp who will sign anything they put in front of him? Why?

My slogan: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Exactly. I’m sure many of us saw this coming a mile away...he loves the crowds, he loves being told how wonderful he is, he loves the idea of being powerful, but he does not love actually having to work for it. That is the job of peasants.

It’s clear he hates the job, and only loves being adored. Unfortunately for him, the presidency is a thankless job where he will be subject to endless criticism.

It’s going to be the biggest crowd in the history of mankind.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

At least we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief that Jason Shkreli Chaffetz has written a letter to the Investigator General to look into the source of leaks. Not the fact that the leaks represent absolutely horrific collision and perhaps blackmail, but the fact that there are leaks. I’ll sleep well tonight.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.