This comment was a triumph. Huge success!

Hey Don Jr, you know who else rocked a wide-lapeled, double-breasted overcoat...

That’s odd, I thought they loved Trump because he was going to bring THEIR jobs back. Curious!

Who is she wearing, Toby Keith?

Based on the last few weeks, a twisted part of me is actually sort of looking forward to Trump.... being raked over the coals by celebrities and the media for the next 4 years. I don’t know how he’s going to be able to cope with continuous, high-profile mockery, not only from the US but the rest of the world.

I tried ambushing myself by saying “GO” in my head, and the first person that came to mind was Hugh Jackman.

Did any discerning readers spot the hidden message in Jenna Lyons’ letter? The first letter of each capitalized word spells “GEWB, IS I HAS FSEHLDE.”

What’s getting to me more than the letters’ content is the fact they’re all handwritten. In an era where loved ones offer condolences via Twitter, it makes such a statement when scrolling down that WWD.com page.

Not to mention he forgot the original celebrity, Jesus Christ.

Known troll, ignore.

“My favorite is all of them, all of them. But a really good one is Merry Christmas. No extra words, just short and sweet. Anyone can remember it.”

I was going to say the same. It fits well and totally suits him, in color and “attitude”.

The last two decades are starting to feel like a bridge finding its resonant frequency, where with each new shift in power (or “oscillation”) the backlash from the opposing party is growing increasingly severe — itself a reaction to the perceived damage done by the previously-governing party — until we shake ourselves…

Wow, I just assumed they were taking poetic license when describing it as a fox on stilts but they weren’t kidding. Love them!!

How is Jackie Evancho’s album anyway?

Two people, THANK YOU.

I read that and thought, I wonder if he prepared that line in advance or said it off-the-cuff? Because if he improvised it, that is admirable thinking on one’s feet.

“Dress shops” is exactly the kind of know-nothing phrase some misogynistic shitheel with no understanding of women would use to describe what he believes women’s interests are limited to.

I watched his successful attempt of this stunt on YouTube and I’m almost certain it’s not an illusion. This is not “David Blaine catches a bullet in his teeth”, or something objectively impossible. He has a dense metal shot glass held in place by a mouth guard. The gun is on a tripod. They have high-speed cameras…

But “Crooked Hillary” was the nickname that resonated with his supporters. The hypocrisy is just galling. I need to wring the everloving shit out of something.