Frankly, he almost seems to be asking for it. Not even figuratively speaking either. He seems defiant in his interest in being put to death, largely because I don’t think he ever expected to make it this far.

That’s exactly why I switched to latex foam pillows! They don’t have the “stickiness” of a memory foam pillow, which sort of remains compressed after lying on it long enough. Latex sponges right back into place regardless of how long you lie on it.

I’ve seen them there as well; I’ve been in the market for a new pillow for months now and am embarrassingly well-versed in the pillow aisle at BB&B. They are pretty poorly filled — ostensibly not a bug but a feature, as you can adjust the loft to your liking — and they get a LOT of complaints (one of the first …

I’m genuinely surprised they haven’t filled the slot yet; I have to think there are countless bands “of his ilk” (good ol’ boys/racists/etc.) that would give their left arm to play for him. Not to mention those groups would better align with his audience. Is his team just shooting too high?

“Carl Paladino Told to ‘Resign Immediately’ Following Very Racist Comments”

1-800-LAW-FIRM vs Google is a David & Goliath for our times.

How much can one make on all the scrap? And is it sold as scrap or as replacement parts to other owners? I feel like if this was me, I’d end up with a pile of junk in my garage gather spider eggs while I tried to sell individual parts on Craigslist and pissing off my wife for the next 5-8 years.

That ending gave me a serious lump in my throat as well and I can’t even put my finger on why. The nostalgia tie-in was nice, but that wasn’t really what set me off...

I’d thought newcomers were making sacrifices to live in Brooklyn now. Hasn’t the cachet shifted east with the 20-somethings?

Golf begins and ends on the golf course. A job, even if part time, is an obligation that can call upon you when it needs to.

The Nirvana fallacy. (Not the band.) I had to block a handful of Facebook friends over it.

Then, and now.

I’m holding out hope that he’ll mostly be ineffectual once he learns the responsibilities of the presidency and consequences of his actions, as well as just how many people loathe his ideas. It’s easy enough (if you’re Trump) to be goaded by your supporters into saying inflammatory bullshit at your own rallies, but…

Actually... I kind of think that would be a hilarious troll-response to Donald. He is just as egotistical, misguided, inept, and buoyed by yes-men. And his cabinet would be bananas.

I’m trying to decide on the least-offensive combination of only 3 of the above ingredients, and am torn between lettuce+bananas+peanuts and lettuce+mayo+peanuts. Bananas and mayo together is 100% incompatible.

If Trump is a car wreck, Huckabee is the guy driving by the wreck who actually comes to a complete stop to rubberneck it then pulls over to get a photo and causes another accident. Many low IQ media will not get my comment.

He even looks deflated in the screencap of his own tweet!

I get the significance of the district, but I’m going to play pessimist/devil’s advocate and say — advancing a single county commissioner’s anecdote is exactly the same sort of confirmation bias we ridicule when Trump says he’s blowing up on social media. I’m pleased to hear it, but it’s not enough to hang a hat on.

Would he do this to a male anchor, and for that length of time?

I was afraid that Abraham Lincoln zinger from the last debate would be Trump’s “you’re no Jack Kennedy” moment (as plagarized as it was). But holy shit did she just burn him tonight, repeatedly. The casino/chinese steel line actually made me lol. She was just on cruise control at that point! LOVED it.