I like this idea, perhaps adding to it scenes from Mardi Gras and the Nathan’s hot dog eating championship.

I just trim mine with grooming scissors when they make their presence known. Might not get as even a cut but I’m not going for uniformity.

I just trim mine with grooming scissors when they make their presence known. Might not get as even a cut but I’m not…

“Schumacher beat and raped the woman in 2010, then tied her to a toddler bed with electrical tape and menaced her with a knife.”

This kinda blew my mind too, that PAINT could weigh that much. And then I quickly considered the number of cans of regular latex paint that would be needed to cover that thing, and how much just one of those weighs, and granted that’s also including the can, but still... impressive to consider.

The first half-dozen times I watched that first gif I didn’t even realize the sword was sheathed; I thought he was holding it straight out in front of him, mistaking the handle for the point of the blade.

Farfromgrooven.

I don’t know why I keep reading these. They just make me angry at people with no outlet.

So many whites...neakers.

That hurts my hand to do. I’m trying it at my desk.

Good thing she doesn’t like Legos.

“These stories about my wife are simply untrue.”

If it’s any consolation, and though it doesn’t sound like you need it, I had to google who he was. And I still don’t recognize him.

Also frustrating that it takes this much attention and backlash from the public, not to mention stubborn determination from the dash-cammer, to coerce them to simply review the evidence that might show they were wrong. Kudos to him.

Man she is really selling that wipe. Like, WWE-level projecting. I bet you could see that from across the stadium.

Windows/Office 2013 still don’t have Helvetica installed, so they present it as Arial. Which is close, but just off enough to give a Times New Roman “I didn’t try” vibe.

But what does your name look like in Wingdings?

The telescope is definitely a clue.

Curious, how do you know a patron's naivete towards ingredients means a good chance of getting stiffed? I've certainly asked about ingredients before (not potatoes mind you, dear lord), I can imagine my parents doing the same, and I'd say we're pretty generous with waitstaff. Did you sense they were from out of town,…