"AGGH, welcome to Waffle House!"
Yes, and yes. I don't keep up with zoos' facilities on the whole, but this guy seems to be pretty well occupied.
There's probably video evidence out there to the contrary, but at least for now and within this context, I wholeheartedly agree.
Neither to anthropomorphize nor to condone zoos in any way, but this guy seems to be genuinely enjoying himself.
You think that's good, you oughta try chocolate milk without the milk.
It's hard to imagine any of the Daily Show's current correspondents taking over the show — as in, literally imagine it — because Jon is the only one on the show who "plays it straight" to everyone else's caricatures. Jason Jones and John Oliver are great, but they both perform in-character, like Colbert. I always…
I couldn't even make it past the first story. These are just going to make me way too angry with no outlet or redemption.
Trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night as well. No need to turn on the light and scorch your eyeballs.
I think it was $42 and change, but one mention was rounded and one wasn't.
Unbelieveably, the presumption is they did it thinking THEY looked like the heroes in this video, and the internet would band behind them for giving that no-good delivery guy what for.
Was I the only one disappointed to find "extreme" was modifying "racing" and not "Barbie Jeep"? I was expecting to see some Barbie Jeeps with way-too powerful engines put in them.
I was surprised to find I'd bought counterfeit Mach 3 razors off eBay once. It never crossed my mind they could be anything but legit until I used one and it felt like I was raking my face with duct tape. Turns out it's a big enough problem that there are buying guides on eBay to avoiding fakes.
Seconded. I'm a little too vested in all my Firefox tweaks to pick up Chrome again.
ihatefeet, meet foot in mouth.
"That boob looks like a pantyhose filled with cotton. That boob looks like a painted balloon. That boob looks fake as hell."
It's not very difficult to find her on Okcupid. Her self-summary is roughly 6 times as long as the above. One surprising revelation? If you "have many friends (or even acquaintances)", or "consider yourself 'outgoing,' 'social' or 'extraverted'", she will NOT be interested in you.
Blame Jordan. He did this for so long they eventually made a longer cut of shorts for him... and so it began.
I think you've fixated on a particular cross-section of the population that wear bad shorts badly (e.g. giant plaid cargo shorts with sneakers) and applied that image across the entire category. Like any article of men's clothing, it's all in the style. The two examples photographed above look terrible in shorts…