Are we playing golf or soccer?

I see that. I also sort of see him morphing into Ray Liotta. He seems like he’s trying to put the audition tape together for the next Scorsese movie.

You didn’t actually read the article, did you?

Or maybe we learned that, with the average new car price now $35K, even $3.50 gas is not a meaningful expense. Assuming that you drive 15,000 miles per year in a vehicle that averages 15mpg, you would save $1,500 per year versus $2.00/gal gas. For most people that’s not enough money to make them buy a Prius instead of…

Yup. Although the brain seems singled out for special treatment, it’s really the orthopedic effects (and their ultimately cascading effects on mood and depression) that are more universal and get glossed over. I would suspect that a minimum of 50% of all NFL players have substantial, lingering orthopedic issues. I…

There is a (single) study on the BU CTE Center’s website which suggests that there is no greater risk playing football at the sub-Div 1 level than there is playing any other high school/college sports.

We’re a year away from the New York Times running an article called, “In Skipping, Grownups Find A Joyous Workout,”

Why and how would I need to do that for a purchase that I’m going to make once every 6 or 8 years and service which, sure as shit, better be the same regardless of my relationship with the service manager? Thank you; you’ve neatly summarized the ridiculous, antiquated, dishonest practices of car dealers better than I…

I assume JFK Jr. got it too? It would have been a piece of cake for NASA to mess with the flight controls of his plane.

Bobby or Teddy?

Don’t disagree at all, but I’ve thought that all year—especially this weekend (minus the “neutral field”). I’m not sure that Ron Rivera can gameplan any better than Belichek. Maybe that won’t matter since Cam is such a superior athlete, but, besides Cam’s ability to run, I’m not sure that the Panthers are that much…

While it’s not out of the question, I have underestimated the Broncos all year (and have the bank account to prove it). It seems like luck, but I think it’s actually the defense playing bend not break, Peyton being able to audible to the right play often enough, and a good kicker. That’s been keeping them in games all…

Uh, that’s the exact right usage of a semicolon. Now about that comma splice in the next sentence....

point conceded

I feel like since Droid phones were actually named after Star Wars, it doesn’t really work.

You obviously don’t have pre-teen/teens. Babies and little kids are the best. At least they never intentionally try to cause you any distress. Try a 12 year old girl. If you actually know of any gypsies who are buying kids, let me know.

Might be time to start drinking.

He was in Space Jam with Jordan

A quick Google search shows, tragically, that kids/teens in “protective” state custody die much more frequently than you might think. There certainly may be racial elements here, but the internet shows that it’s happening to kids of all races. They probably all share the common denominator of poverty, however. I think…