Don’t forget about Oscar’s Razor!

Maybe it’s just me, but is the 4Runner the ugliest thing currently on showroom floors? :(

Of course they can charge whatever price they deem fit, and take steps to hamper the secondary market if they so desire in order to maintain an artificial price floor. The real question is why? If they were sold out every night and had high demand, there wouldn’t be an opportunity for people to get cheap seats on…

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe is the Bible on squatting. He covers every single aspect of doing a squat with detailed explanations and the “why” for each recommendation.

So we suffer too much from sound bite campaigns, but when a candidate pays for 30 or 60 minutes to explain his platform in detail, it's a silly infomercial. He also is disqualified because he has a funny accent, unlike Uncle Bernie.

Mathis went on to say, “everybody knows that donkeysauce is just mayo and bbq sauce and that shit is never going to get you a ticket to Flavortown.”

(millennial scoff) “I’ve seen baggier shirts with more flames”

As an online medium, that’s how you deal with this. Take note Gawker Media and GM writing staff, you do not defend the indefensible. *nods at Jordan Sargent*

Current owners of baseball and football teams don’t see the bubble pop coming in 5-10 years.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Yankees fans who have spent the last 20 years yelling ‘Fuck the small market teams! If you can’t pay to hang with the big boys, it’s your own damn problem!’ are now being priced out of their own stadium?

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Saying the G-Class isn’t a good off-roader because of a meaningless caveat such as “you need to swap out the tires” is hilarious. The G-Class is a world-class off road vehicle with solid axles and front, rear, and center fully-locking differentials, and claiming otherwise is curiously embarrassing for a website that…

I thought Grantland had some Ewing theory potential after Simmons left, but it didn’t happen. I was talking to my buddy Hench and we expect The Ringer to have a “nobody believes in us” opening season. If Lenny Bias hadn’t died, Grantland would still be going and Larry Bird, the basketball Jesus, would be running it.

So much for that talk about Zenon being inert.

No, Ant-Women. It’s a sequel, comes out next year.

The mid-’80s 5000 Turbo. ;)

Man, if only ESPN had someone good at leaking out medical records, then we could figure this out.

At some point the blame has to be assigned to the people giving instead of the people asking.

Under-evolved implies a directionality to evolution that is nonexistent. It is just a tragic flaw of the way our brains have evolved in conjunction with our capabilities as a species and the resources available to us. The scope of our physical capabilities has exceeded the ability of our brains to make good decisions.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”