Shooting the missile down would have been entirely reasonable.

No “and.”

He’s an alcoholic who’s getting ready to flush a lucrative career down the toilet because none of his enablers (his parents, friends and the Cleveland Browns) will admit it’s a problem.

Yeah, no. The whole purpose (at least with pulled pork) is that you can get in and start shredding the meat while it’s still hot. Usually that means that the interior is 200 degrees. That’s second degree burn territory. No thx.

Just for yucks, a quick lookup of the data for where the house is shows that it’s in the 30th richest census tract in the US (lakeshore Winnetka, IL). There’s nothing middle class about it.

Her twitter handle is @EireannDolan. She just changed the descriptive title temporarily.

I am currently orchestrating a battle in the Boundary Waters between the Hayward Muskie and Kenora, ONT Muskie. I’ll be back with more details shortly.

I thought it got confused with some of the Star Wars articles from today. It looks like Uncle Owen’s moisture farm on Tatooine.

Ha. I can remember my third grade secretly passing around a copy of Judy Blume’s “Wifey.” Man, those were some reading-inspired 8 year olds.

That god it wasn’t Orange County; they’d be flipping their shit.

Just ask any Chicagoan about Super Bowl XX. I’m sure it still gets 1,000,000 Youtube replays annually in the 312/847/773.

While I’ve certainly considered this, it’s hard to believe that the “mouth-foaming legion” is going to be paying for a lot of $500 rounds of golf and $1.5 million condos. He’s already stepped on his dick in the Middle East which was, apparently, the next area of expansion for the Trump golf and real estate business.

Especially since New Orleans only has two sports

Or have it scan the milk carton (or some other item that’s going to get gnarly without refrigeration). I don’t think people are likely to keep the milk carton next to their bed.

Jared Diamond? I thought Petchesky already covered “Runs, Germs and Steals.”

You’re overthinking it. She doesn’t play tennis in pants, so they probably didn’t feel the need to show her in pants. In a quick Google search of “Serena Williams” shows 0 out of 250 images of her in pants (and only 1 in anything longer than a tennis skirt). A Google search of “Serena Williams pants” shows 0 of her in…

Brock. You know that was over 50 years ago, right?

It was a fucking joke. Thanks for doing your part to reaffirm the insufferability of Cards fans.

6.5 WAR does

Cubs fan here. Yup.