You still owe us for Lou Brock and Bruce Sutter. Give us Wainwright, and we’ll call it even.

The culture of eastern France and southwestern Germany are pretty damn similar. Alsace-Lorraine anyone?

You know who Texans have a lot in common with? Germans. They’d feel right at home in Weimar, Texas.

German scientists had some hand in the Bomb, but it was really a pretty broad-based, international undertaking. The space program, however, was pretty much “Deutschland zum Mond.”

You specifically posted just to be a dick and call out a “math error,” and you fucked up the math.

This story is useless without numbers.

Hey pedantic dumbshit:

Damnit, we should have never been talked into starting that triptych collection.

My Terex scorns your Terrex

I see your Damnation Alley and raise you an Ark 2

Forget it, he’s (t)rolling.

Wait, according to Gawker, pointing out the number of people who traveled to the climate summit in private jets was off limits—like talking about Al Gore’s electricity bill.

For the record, I did a quick (highly unscientific) Google search. I came up with 6 WNBA players accused of assault (I believe all were against other women).

Actually it’s fucking moronic. J.K. Rowling is actually rather smart. I’d assume that she can say something more intelligent than that.

Please tell me who else we should not take at their word and go, instead, with what you know that they’re thinking. That’s a very useful skill you have.

You still aren’t phrasing it well. Why do you care what movies Bill Murray chooses to do? How is that evidence of anything—let alone the unsupported claim of spousal abuse which is the ostensible focus of this article.

Wow, you’re so glib and hip (and an asshole).

Yes, please tell me about the “American atrocities during WWII” that were remotely comparable to anything that the Japanese troops did in China (and Malaysia and the Phillipines and Singapore and Korea etc.) during the war.

I screwed up. You’re a troll who created your account to make that comment. Nice job with the hipster profile picture though; you got me.

I mean, listen, there are parts of our culture that definitely are not that great and should change if not be completely eradicated, and my guess is that Islamic Extremists kind of hate us for those exact deficiencies.