I call bullshit. No cop under 80 is carrying a 5 shot snub nose revolver anymore. Cops carry Glocks or M&Ps so that they can put 20 bullets in a skel and then tell the investigator, “I think I fired twice.”

Then you’re not really against the death penalty (at least in concept). You’re against the lazy, racist, unintelligent way that it has been implemented in this country for the last 45 years.

The death penalty is very often justified. The problem with the death penalty is the procedurally lazy, unequal system of enforcement—not the fact that some people commit crimes so heinous that they deserve to die. Even the laziest prosecutors couldn’t fuck this one up.

Yup. I’m pro death—abortions, fetal stem cells, assisted suicide and the death penalty for everyone.

Obviously, a giant flashing “ACCESS DENIED” sign looks more exciting on the big screen

You might want to check out Russia’s record on racism within Russia, though, before you get too excited.

It would be interesting to see how close he can get to these images when optimizing for the least drop in frame rate. Can he get 50% there while only dropping the frame rate by only 30% (of the 30-40 fps that was mentioned). We’ll easily be at photorealistic games in the next few years.

That’s great except for the “just got out of rehab” part and the “getting ready to piss away his NFL career” part.

One of the biggest bummers in life (ok, not really) is that he didn’t use more of the same P90X crew for the “sequels.” I mean really; I had spent so much time with these people and also created back stories that I was tres disappoint that they weren’t, generally, in any of the later videos. I’d love to see how these…

I came just for the Timothy Treadwell comments. Thank you.

Quick, someone get Katie Holmes on the phone to start planning her escape.

It’s only borderline useful. If you want something actually useful try something like myforce.com. It’s a phone app where you can set an alert when you feel threatened, and a professional monitor can listen to your situation and call the police with your GPS location—even if you can’t speak. Texting your friends is…

That’s absolutely true and very important. The flip side, of course, is that the US government (DHS, FBI etc) can’t do effective screening of US citizens for the variety of security clearances that exist, so to suggest that somehow there is some magical, effective process in place for screening Syrian refugees is…

I agree. Her article was overall a good thing. It started a conversation that was needed: Let’s not forget that most women on campus will be raped.

And then imagine that there are also many people who feel the same way, but they feel that:

Yes. I’m a lame dad, and this is what I immediately thought of. I have no idea what else “dabbing” means.

I now know that you’re a scammer. It’s Pea-bud-eee. No PT Cruiser for you.

But what about the other verses, who are they about? Carly doesn’t think she’ll tell.

Yeah right, but white people love Johnny Manziel. Wait...what’s that? White people hate Johnny Manziel? Hmmm. Maybe this was 1500 words signifying nothing. No, couldn’t be.

Science says that impression isn’t right. Meat isn’t a water balloon. The small amount of liquid that may get released is inconsequential compared to evaporative losses.

Science says that impression isn’t right. Meat isn’t a water balloon. The small amount of liquid that may get…