Poking meat has no impact whatsoever on its juicy-ness.

Poking meat has no impact whatsoever on its juicy-ness.

That’s was Hoover’s modus operandi. He slipped people classified information about his/their enemies in order to discredit them. Nixon had applied to be an FBI agent in the early Hoover FBI (1937). Nixon was a member of the House Committee on Unamerican Activities. It is not questioned that the FBI gave Nixon all…

Dude, the Redskins intentionally destroyed RGIII long before that (and, frankly, it’s even a little doubtful whether he actually had a concussion or it was just a strange ploy by Jay Gruden). Try Shanny and Dr. James Andrews trotting him out for the playoff game against the Seahawks in 2013. At that point his knee was…

Feel free to read a little history. Hoover and Nixon were tight beginning in the 1950s. Nixon didn’t just pop up from nowhere in 1968. You can pay me (and Drew) via Paypal.

Italians have been pulling this shit on bikes since the dawn of time—or at least 1979. Cinzano anyone?!

“Our American Cousin” seemed like an exceptional play except for that little incident.

Affirmed,

I was in high school in the late ‘80s. If you were over 17, you could go outside and smoke—often with the teachers. Imagine that, kids.

Wow. Apparently today was your first time on Twitter. Good for you Grandma; we’ll get you off the AOLs someday.

flagpole holder

Step 1: Throw feces at your opponent

Please do clarify when online threats are actually threats. Bill Stanley is probably, in fact, a dick, but it turns out that the “I’m going to beat your ass the next time I see you” post is actually a little over the line towards being threatening. There are a multitude of circumstances when we would suggest that it…

That wasn’t your uncle; that was a Carl Hiassen book you read.

Whose fault is it? It’s the idiots (both R and D) who continue to think that, for some insane reason, Iowa should have a significant role in determining who our presidential nominees are.

I just came across the receipt for my Diamond Rio .mp3 player. I think it had 64 megs of memory (may have had 128). Back before the iPod was released, it synched flawlessly with iTunes, but was eventually nerfed after the iPod caught on. That thing was the bomb—translucent green sexiness.

I must have missed the video of the Morpheus landing on a predetermined 20,000 square foot landing pad that is moving meaningfully in 3 axes?

Acura’s system: absolutely horrible.

“Springtime for Pootie Tang”

I didn’t think that they were going to win 4 in a row, but I hoped that they’d but in a strong performance in one game that they could build on next year. I turned the game off after Duda’s HR in the first. I knew how it was going to play out. Then I took the dog for a walk in the cold, dark, rain.

To say nothing of the fact that there’s actual evidence that “corking” has no positive effect and might actually be a negative.