I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Uh, have you met many Americans? The left might be on the right side of history, but that doesn’t mean it’s chockablock with geniuses. Plus, people are so distracted by everything else and all this shit is pretty complicated, so I don’t mind being spoonfed facts in a way that makes them stick while I sip my Añejo and…

Alexander Hamilton knew the score:

Just a note if you go to your audiologist for your pap smear: Those are headsets, not stirrups.

Every time I play Civ I get mad about politics. You have to build Campuses and Medical Labs and roads to grow your civilization! You have to improve all your tiles! How do you expect to win this game without spending money on education and infrastructure?

I was interested in the symptoms of Pfeiffer syndrome so I googled it and I would not advise anyone else to do the same. There are some images of very unwell babies who may or may not be living. If you are curious I can tell you that it causes facial deformities that can range from moderate to quite severe.

I found out that a) this symbol is called an iron cross and b) it is a symbol of racism while reading this post.

I have a super short torso and I’m petite and the only place I have found low rise jeans is Aeropostale and Abercrombie. I know I know. I don’t care if I am the only peraon in that store over 30 but I refuse to wear high rise jeans, they hit like an inch below my boobs. Check them out, half the jeans there are low…

They look like dogshit on a lot of people, man, like they were purposely built to give you FUPA and cameltoe and wedgies.

I’m small chested and pear shaped and the “boyfriend” cut makes me look like I’m wearing a potato sack. But that could be my hips catching at the wrong spot in the flowness. I think they are pretty much unflattering on anyone that isn’t very thin.

FYI from a grown woman who resembles a 10yo boy (medical condition...party on) these are legitimately horrible on us skinny folk too...sure you don’t need a bra if you don’t actually have tits, but no boobs+skinny shoulders and chest+this shape of top=an old-school nun’s headgear on a toothpick. Not good.

If that’s not a prime example of what a shitshow our country is, I don’t know what is.

Rather than punish them, we just love to reward the absolute dregs of humanity...

Some days I really hate America. Rather than punish them, we just love to reward the absolute dregs of humanity by giving them not only a spotlight, but financial gain. It’s sickening.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

*Almost always in rape cases.

Usually I’ll defend a defense attorney by saying that everyone has the right to a defense, and while true, this attorney is an utter piece of shit and sounds like a hateful, misogynist himself.

“Anthony says she’s often whispered about in bars”

Because they are walking, talking semen-spraying shitbags who never take reproductive responsibility.