Well, you can pretty much do that right now. Only you don’t even have to walk up to an iPad; you can do it from home. I built my Honda online on their website, entered my phone number and email address and they called me with a price quote. A couple emails went back and forth to bring the price down a little and then…

When I was fresh out of college, about a thousand years ago, I was interviewing for a sales position that I didn’t really want. I needed a job, any job, and I had a degree in journalism so sales gig interview. I’d come down with the flu and had called in sick from my temp job, but managed to pull my shit together long…

I’m so sorry. I would have put out for $50 dinner and drinks.

I agree with Nick Cave completely.

My senior year, my roommate played Steve Miller Band, Fly Like An Eagle (the entire album) relentlessly.

Herd immunity can’t work unless almost everyone vaccinates. If half of a given class wasn’t vaccinated, there wouldn’t be any herd immunity. People don’t understand what that means and think “Well, if I don’t vax, then my kids will be protected by herd immunity.” Not if 80% of the rest of the class ALSO doesn’t vax.…

This, this and oh, so this.

Well, sure, chemistry, but what kind of process do you think is happening inside your body while your body is producing urine? Perhaps a chemical process? Maybe?

IKR? OMG, Becky, look at her BUTT.

Erm. Urea? So you could just stick your feet in the toilet after you pee?

Ball balm. I love it.

Nutrogena sunscreen specifically for the face? Gives me pizza face.

I didn’t really read it that way.

Sooo... Am I the only one who firmly believes that body-part-specific moisturizers are just a cash grab?

I just sent a Sia video to a trained vocalist I know to ask: WTF is up with this singing style? Is Sia trying to be Bjork? It sounds to my untrained ears as if she’s way out of her range and just trying to sound edgy, but listening to her makes my throat hurt and also, makes me wonder how much damage she’s doing to…

You should really look into some other way to get sex, because I don’t even go to bars anymore. Because of this shit right here.

No, I’m an idiot and was corrected upthread. You have to get an EX or an LX to get the auto.

You’re right; my bad. The EX and LX come in automatic.

You’re teachable. ;>)

LOL. My first stick was a 1990 Isuzu pickup truck. It did not have a tachometer. I bought it with about 150,000 miles on it, had the carburator rebuilt, and used it as a shit-hauling truck for a few years before I sold it to a guy who owns a head shop. I learned to shift by sound and feel.